Only a day to go – The Heineken Cup Final – Sawston Style
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In the last of this weeks interviews, our intrepid (and now frightened reporter) talks to Peter “Fluffy” Hume, long time Sawston front row and self confessed genius**.
Reporter: You are in the front row on Saturday, what made you take up propping?
Fluffy “bloody Wilf put me there one afternoon, I’m really a number 8, but because I am fat and I talk with a Darlington accent everyone assumed I was stupid enough to be a prop. As it turns out I didn’t cry that much so I play there most of the time these days”
Reporter “Do you think we'll beat Mildenhall on Saturday?”
Fluffy: “of course. yeah! come on!”
Reporter: “what are your highlights of the season?”
Fluffy: “Beating the Spaniards.”
Reporter: “On a scale of one to ten - how good has Wilf been as captain this year (10 being brilliant)”
Fluffy: “12 but I believe Bob is the best Captain ever…”
Reporter:” You have played rugby with Sam on several occasions this year - can you see him being called into the national squad for the next 6 nations?”
Fluffy: “Well, now Tom Shanklin has dislocated his shoulder, I think there is a Sam-shaped hole in the Lions squad. Obviously Sam would just trip over the hole, drop the ball and go off and play for another club, but it’s still a Sam shaped hole.”
Reporter: “Has Christopher Shaw ever propositioned you in the showers?”
Fluffy: “I don't want to talk about it. It’s too soon.”
Reporter: “Thank you for your time and please stop crying now…”
All that is left is for this web site reporter to wish the team the best of luck in tomorrows game…
You can read some of fluffys Research into Salmonella
"Patel et al. demonstrate that ubiquitination of the Salmonella virulence effector..."
at the wesitehttp://www.f1000biology.com
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