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Alan Dickinson |
Joined the club as coach at the start of the 2005-2006 season, and made an immediate positive impact. With hi... |
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Andy Dew |
Mad as a box of snails. Wears shades in the changing room. Why? |
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Andy "Beasty" East |
Beasty's finest hour at Sawston is when he took offence to something the opposition team had done and decided ... |
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Ashley "Flash" Eusden |
When the going gets tough, Ashley gets going - to Shelford. And then he comes back again when it's a little bi... |
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Ben Dean |
Ben is the love child of a tiny little mouse and Mohammed Ali. No bigger than a pint glass and yet a top boxer... |
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Bob Tidswell |
Most people in the club have punched Bob at some point in their lives. And yet he still seems to be remarkably... |
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Chris Reed |
Our own version of Jonny Wilkinson but without all the injuries. Can run, tackle and even kick conversions and... |
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Colin "Baldy" Hall |
Dearly departed (to Norfolk), gone to build boats or something. Seen here in his weekend outfit, just before ... |
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Dan Kot |
Dan is too nice. I have no dirt on him at all. If you know some juicy gossip please email it to me and after I... |
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Dan Oldridge |
Dan can play almost anywhere in the backs and can score plenty of tries too. That's as much down to his weavy ... |
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David Pople |
Has his name on the Sawston player of the year trophy more than anyone else. But you wouldn't believe that if ... |
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Dom Dwyer |
Dom is Australian and unfortunately for him the only one we knew when England won the World Cup. Dom wasn't b... |
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Don Cross |
Don is your typical South African: Half Boer half Wildebeest. |
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Glenn Allen |
Glenn narrowly escaped getting the nickname "Blister" after leaving the pitch "injured" once due to a small bl... |
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Howard Fordham |
Almost identical to his brother Dan, only Dan plays on the wing and Howard plays second row. Maybe it's the ot... |
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James Herbert |
First team captain and part time club doctor. Nearly amputated Chris's finger in an attempt to fix it after he... |
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John Gibson |
Excelled at winger, flanker and 1st team captain despite being northern. Favourite pastime was singing "On Ilk... |
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John "Jurgen" Taylor |
Jurgen is a fiery tempered Hun masquerading as an english gent. Can play either on the wing or at fly half but... |
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Justin Curtis |
Justin's rugby career at Sawston nearly came to a premature end after he came close to being crushed to death ... |
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Mark "H" Hannigan |
Tough as his old army boots, H plays as a flanker and when we're desperate in the centres. Has 4 children no... |
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Mark Jarvis |
Was skinny. Now fat. Was a fly half. Now a flanker. Was a Jarvis. Always will be a Jarvis. |
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Mark "Lardy" Little |
Lardy is only famous for one thing: his ludicrous dummy pass to no one. The bizarre thing is that opposition p... |
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Mark "Nudger" Smith |
Picture shows Nudger about to get "playful"....time for all sensible folk to run as far away as possible. Fav... |
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Mark "Wilf" Welford |
Despite being slightly smaller than a ferret and slightly less good looking Wilf is making a habit of punching... |
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Martin Smith |
From nothing to top try scorer in just a couple of seasons Martin has made himself the first choice winger. Se... |
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Mick Toombs |
Used to be quite a good player but just all full of talk these days. Speciality move for Mick at scrum half wa... |
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Neil "Pies" Bryant |
Taller than most, thinner than many, more brittle than all. The average life expectancy for Pies on a rugby p... |
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Nick Yeomans |
Quiet as a mouse off the pitch, roars like a lion on it. Having been around for the last nine hundred season... |
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Paul Clerke |
Unfortunatly for Paul he didn't choose a position he wanted to play in so naturally we made him be a prop. |
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Paul Mainey |
Paul doesn't score many tries as he's too busy doing all the hard graft that gets us the ball and lets the res... |
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Pete Hume |
Difficult to understand at the best of times with his thick northern drawl, even harder when he's had a gallon... |
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Peter "Crumble" Abercrombie |
Large person, large personality. Hasn't played in decades but is always doing his patriotic bit at the bar.... |
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Peter "Knuckles" Stubbins |
A club legend and not just cos of the amount of loose change or the number of pickled eggs he can fit under hi... |
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Rene Gennilard |
Very tall. Probably related to Basil Fawlty. Hasn't played in a long time but that's not a great loss to Saws... |
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Richard "Dick" Lintern |
I bet Richard never thought he'd end up as a prop. That's the way it goes at Sawston though. If you don't say ... |
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Rob Vipers |
Keen as mustard and as sharp as a spoon. He actually said this: "You know that Big Dave bloke? What was his ... |
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Robin Wardle |
Robin has been around so long he still thinks you get 4 points for a try. Despite being nearly 80 he's still i... |
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Sam Dean |
Sam is allegedly little Ben's brother but as he is at least 3 feet taller than Ben it's difficult to see how t... |
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Sean "Sinead" O'Connor |
Ole swivel hips himself.... Years have caught up with Sinead, along with marriage, children and a dog, but he... |
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Sergio Feal |
Sergio fixes aeroplanes for a living but when he's not doing that we put him in the front row. Despite being a... |
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Steve "Jarvy" Jarvis |
Steve Jarvis used to run around the rugby pitch punching his own players but after getting through most of us ... |
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Stuart "Mensa" Mansfield |
A Sawston colossus. And I'm just talking weight here. Mensa has trouble playing these days 'cos no one makes... |
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Tim Kaymak |
I can think of nothing bad to say about Tim unfortunately. If you know something bad please let me know and I ... |
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Tom Foxall |
Sawston's answer to Tom Cruise. Cocky, gobby, confident. Born to be a scrum half really. |
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Tom Gennilard |
Just a few years ago Tom used to be seven and you'd buy him a packet of crisps and a can of coke in the bar. A... |
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Vic Wainwright |
Northern. Say no more. |
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Wayne Grantham |
Faster than Road Runner, insaner than Wily Coyote. Even though Wayne could easily run rings round an oppositio... |
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