The Club Notice board Contact info Directions to the club History Chat  Fixtures and results 1st team results 2nd team results  The players Player profiles Where are they now?  Fun stuff Photo albums Club legends A guide to Sawston Local clubs Jokes Bob's Beer Corner	-- Neil Bryant -- Taller than most, thinner than many, more brittle than all. The average life expectancy for Pies on a rugby pitch is about 10 minutes. Then he needs at least a whole season to recover.