The Club Notice board Contact info Directions to the club History Chat  Fixtures and results 1st team results 2nd team results  The players Player profiles Where are they now?  Fun stuff Photo albums Club legends A guide to Sawston Local clubs Jokes		-- Where are they now? -- Tex Had to go back to his ranch to farm armadillos, or drill for oil, or stage rodeos or whatever they get up to in Texas these days. Brian Kendall Probably lives back in New Zealand now. Probably very drunk right now. Almost certain actually. "Tinker" Last spotted on the 1999 tour to Bristol. Allegedly is married and has a couple of kids. Simon "Potsy" Potton Ex-first team captain teaches in London now. Tarquin Bennet Coles Last spotted in Cambridge in Sept 2002. He's moved back to Cambridge from London now but he's still into that jap crap martial arts bollocks so looks like he's unlikely to play at Sawston again. Rolphy Last spotted on the training pitch in August 2001. "I'm definitely going to make a come-back this season" were the last words we heard him say. Van Last spotted in Del's old pub in Duxford on his leaving do. I was very very drunk so don't know any more details. David "Spuddy" Speak Runs his garden business round Cambridge. Last spotted at the Steele Bodgers game in 2001. I made a good try at persuading him to play again but he laughed. Guy Mason Plays rugby in London somewhere apparently. Still ginger though. Gareth Spotted by my brother in London. No more details, but most of the stories on Gareth were pretty grim reading anyway. Mostly about masturbation, whips and Kidderminster. Laurence "Loz" Carty Last known whereabouts were Afghanistan being used as Osama bait. Dave "Big Dave" Nicholls Moved to Cardiff as it's the only place where they sing as much as he did. Only they do it in tune. Dom Dwyer Moved to Wales but has made two appearances for Sawston already this season. What a hero. A good example to all those other old players who think a 200 mile commute for a game is too much effort. Mark Jarvis Uses the excuse that he's just had a kid not to play any more. Ewan McCabe Got moved to Scotland by his company, and actually seems to like it up there. Neil McAvoy Has also moved back to the land of the haggis. Paul Bullman Is in Australia, and recently married. He was working for Hays Montrose. Chris 'Adnams' Adams Now lives in Stretham, south of Ely, still drinking and carrying on with the local amateur dramatics society. Last seen as Shrek, not a lot of make up required. Paul Neaves Lives in Balsham with his young family, not sure if he can still finish off the funnel. Anyone know what's happened to Simon Davis, Trainer Pete, Darryn "Abs" Abel, Charlie "Charles Charlie Charles" Bettinson, Michael Durbin, Dave Gladstone, Andy Ison, "Lampy" Lampshire, Matt Lines, "Dusty" Miller, Spunky, Ruben Moore, Matt Sewell, Adrian "Stilly" Stillwell, Chris Yarrow?